Walmart Genius
The phone of the local Walmart bakery rings. The employee takes their finger out of the frosting, wipes it on their shirt, reaches for the phone.
“Hello ‘dis is WAL-marts. How can I help you today?
“Yes. I’d like to order a cake for a going away party.”
“Ok. What would you like it to say?”
“We’d like to say, ‘best wishes Suzanne’ and underneath that ‘we’ll miss you’.”
“Okay so that is, ’best wishes Suzanne and underneath that we’ll miss you’?”
“Correct.”
“That will be ready in two to three hours for you to pick up.”
AWESOME!
Praises of My Genius