How to Lose Creditability and Alienate Intelligent People
- pop your collar
- wear puka shell necklace
- wear clothing that says “Abercrombie or Hollister”
- say, “Bro!”, “When I was a DJ”, or modify any word to end with “-izzle”
- drive a car with a spoiler
- sell security systems, pest control, or have part in any MLM (especially those based in Utah County)
I’m sure this list will grow. In fact I know it will. I’m just getting it started.
Praises of My Genius