Those Who Build Upon Sand
KSL’s investigative reporting has learned it’s not a very good idea to build your house on a mountain that has been moving since the dawn of time. They have fasted, prayed, and consulted with BYU’s world renowned department of Passing Judgement on Others concluding that it’s still not a good idea to build your house on sand. They did, however, agree that construction could move forward in sandy areas if you could use the equity in your current home to build another home, those encouraging you to commit mortgage fraud were BYU graduates or if it increased the size of your downline. Utah County has since been offered in a trade to Wyoming for a new shinny dime and half a stick of gum. Wyoming officials are debating the offer considering the damage Utah County would do to Wyoming’s reputation.
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