About
These are my thoughts. I’ll sell them to you for the right price. Make me an offer. Oh yeah, if you send that to me with fast pitch baby-bouncies, I’ll kick it over your head!
This website is about me. It’s about the things I like to do, say, and think. I don’t care for your feedback unless it is praises of my genius. You may also send money. Don’t send pesos because I already bought that extra pack of Monopoly money.
Here are a few juicy tidbits about me.
- I don’t eat french fries but always order the combo meal
- I don’t care for celebrities and do not consider ANYTHING they do as “news”
- I like going to the State Fair because it makes me feel better about myself
- The description of my personality based on my birthday, March 31, in the book The Secret Language of Birthdays is eerily accurate
- I have the best taste in music
- I like my dogs more than most people
- I use coupons
Praises of My Genius