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ZumaPhoto | www.zumaphoto.com | 801.220.0020

Jamie and I had our engagement pictures taken last week. We hired a local photographer named Mitchell Burt of ZumaPhoto. Mitch is incredibly talented and easy to work with. You can check out his work on the website. I highly recommend Mitch and ZumaPhoto if you have need for photography.

World’s Best Copywriting

Wow this is maybe the best worst in the history of the world. I love it! Please help me make the end jingle my ringtone I’ll give you $5! Next time you’re having a bad day please just sing to yourself… “At the Red Hoooouse, where black people and white people buy furniture.”

This commercial is PERFECT!

Where Should I Work…Where Can I Work….What Can I Do?

Scott Klimt Help Wanted

Where, when, and with whom will I work next? These questions face me everyday until today. I’ve been trying to find a job where I can actually enjoy going to work. I’ve applying to over 1,000 positions online I’ve had 3 interviews. I’ve been trying to find a job to make money and pay my bills. I’ve decided that it’s time for me to stop looking for someone else to give a job, I’m just going to wake up everyday and go to work. A job will come or my business will be bigger and self-sustaining. I’ve started some side projects for a few clients. This will make me some much needed extra money. It also starts the internal pulling toward me setting up my own shop. I don’t believe that anyone else bears the burden of finding me or offering me a job. It’s my responsibility to find and win a job. I just might have hired myself to start my own job.I’ll keep you all updated.

My company, G Scott Inc, has a website. The address is www.gscottinc.com. Give it a look and tell me what you think of my work. I’m looking for clients, customers, projects, contacts, and contracts.

Marketing Could Have Saved The World

Marketing could have saved the world. Actually, it just could have saved Arrested Development. That would have made the world a much better place to live. If you haven’t seen this show you’ve been living in a social black hole. If you don’t like this show…you’re not smart enough to understand it…and…you’re the reason Bernie Mac was on for so many damn seasons. You should be ashamed of yourself. In fact you’re the reason the economy is failing, why people chose to do drugs, and why bad things happen to good people. I don’t like you people. You’re bastard people.

Warning: Potty Words

There is really one one potty word but David Cross says it a few times.

Those Who Build Upon Sand

KSL’s investigative reporting has learned it’s not a very good idea to build your house on a mountain that has been moving since the dawn of time. They have fasted, prayed, and consulted with BYU’s world renowned department of Passing Judgement on Others concluding that it’s still not a good idea to build your house on sand. They did, however, agree that construction could move forward in sandy areas if you could use the equity in your current home to build another home, those encouraging you to commit mortgage fraud were BYU graduates or if it increased the size of your downline. Utah County has since been offered in a trade to Wyoming for a new shinny dime and half a stick of gum. Wyoming officials are debating the offer considering the damage Utah County would do to Wyoming’s reputation.

Click here to read the story on KSL.com.

This is the CUTEST thing I’ve ever seen

I don’t think I’ve ever watched this without choking up. The first time I saw this clip I was sitting on my friends couch watching a U of U football game. I pulled it up on my iPod and watched it because the game was so boring. I realized by the end of the clip everyone in the room was staring at me cause I was sitting on the corner of the couch wiping the tears off my cheek. Yeah mock me now but watch it and see how well you hold it together.

How to Lose Creditability and Alienate Intelligent People

  1. pop your collar
  2. wear puka shell necklace
  3. wear clothing that says “Abercrombie or Hollister”
  4. say, “Bro!”, “When I was a DJ”, or modify any word to end with “-izzle”
  5. drive a car with a spoiler
  6. sell security systems, pest control, or have part in any MLM (especially those based in Utah County)

I’m sure this list will grow. In fact I know it will. I’m just getting it started.

Happy Birthday to Me

So I’m 31 today…

I decided to see who else was born on March 31st…

  • Christopher Walken
  • Al Gore
  • Ewan MacGregor
  • Angus Young
  • Rhea Perlman
  • Liz Claiborne
  • Herb Alpert
  • Rene Descartes

Huh…who knew?

Walmart Genius

The phone of the local Walmart bakery rings. The employee takes their finger out of the frosting, wipes it on their shirt, reaches for the phone.

“Hello ‘dis is WAL-marts. How can I help you today?

“Yes. I’d like to order a cake for a going away party.”

“Ok. What would you like it to say?”

“We’d like to say, ‘best wishes Suzanne’ and underneath that ‘we’ll miss you’.”

“Okay so that is, ’best wishes Suzanne and underneath that we’ll miss you’?”

“Correct.”

“That will be ready in two to three hours for you to pick up.”

walmart-cake

AWESOME!

One Word…WOW

This is my new favorite classified ad…

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