Neglected and Forgotten

It’s not that I don’t want to put stuff on the Internet for everyone who doesn’t care to read, it’s just that I don’t have time right now.

Small is Good

A few years ago I made the switch. You know that switch from crap computers to awesome expensive computers. Making the switch is like trading in your Yugo for a new BMW. The price difference is the about the same too. In 2004 I bought a 13″ Mac Powerbook G4 (I sold it to my brother two years later…it is still work perfectly to this day!). After I bought my new laptop I went over to visit my friend Ben and his wife Melanie. While we were sitting on the couch watching TV I took out my laptop to check email/do homework/ look something up online to prove I knew what I was talking about. As I took out my laptop and began to use it, Melanie came back in the room. She looked at me and said, “Wow Scott. Your…THING…is so small!” I lifted up my head to see her pointing to my lap (where my aptly named laptop was resting). Ben just started to laugh. Mel turned bright red and walked out of the room. I dropped my eyes back to the screen to resume my work. I didn’t argue with her…I really hope she was talking about my new computer.

Daily Web Fix

Here is a list of the websites that I seem to visit everyday.

• www.ksl.com
• www.facebook.com
• www.espn.com
• www.twitter.com

I though the list would be longer. I swear there are more but I guess not…I’m so uber-web-savy!

Update (9/16/2009)
I got sick of twitter so I deleted my account. I don’t go to www.twittter.com anymore.

ZumaPhoto

ZumaPhoto | www.zumaphoto.com | 801.220.0020

Jamie and I had our engagement pictures taken last week. We hired a local photographer named Mitchell Burt of ZumaPhoto. Mitch is incredibly talented and easy to work with. You can check out his work on the website. I highly recommend Mitch and ZumaPhoto if you have need for photography.

World’s Best Copywriting

Wow this is maybe the best worst in the history of the world. I love it! Please help me make the end jingle my ringtone I’ll give you $5! Next time you’re having a bad day please just sing to yourself… “At the Red Hoooouse, where black people and white people buy furniture.”

This commercial is PERFECT!

Marketing Could Have Saved The World

Marketing could have saved the world. Actually, it just could have saved Arrested Development. That would have made the world a much better place to live. If you haven’t seen this show you’ve been living in a social black hole. If you don’t like this show…you’re not smart enough to understand it…and…you’re the reason Bernie Mac was on for so many damn seasons. You should be ashamed of yourself. In fact you’re the reason the economy is failing, why people chose to do drugs, and why bad things happen to good people. I don’t like you people. You’re bastard people.

Warning: Potty Words

There is really one one potty word but David Cross says it a few times.

Those Who Build Upon Sand

KSL’s investigative reporting has learned it’s not a very good idea to build your house on a mountain that has been moving since the dawn of time. They have fasted, prayed, and consulted with BYU’s world renowned department of Passing Judgement on Others concluding that it’s still not a good idea to build your house on sand. They did, however, agree that construction could move forward in sandy areas if you could use the equity in your current home to build another home, those encouraging you to commit mortgage fraud were BYU graduates or if it increased the size of your downline. Utah County has since been offered in a trade to Wyoming for a new shinny dime and half a stick of gum. Wyoming officials are debating the offer considering the damage Utah County would do to Wyoming’s reputation.

Click here to read the story on KSL.com.

This is the CUTEST thing I’ve ever seen

I don’t think I’ve ever watched this without choking up. The first time I saw this clip I was sitting on my friends couch watching a U of U football game. I pulled it up on my iPod and watched it because the game was so boring. I realized by the end of the clip everyone in the room was staring at me cause I was sitting on the corner of the couch wiping the tears off my cheek. Yeah mock me now but watch it and see how well you hold it together.

How to Lose Creditability and Alienate Intelligent People

1. pop your collar
2. wear puka shell necklace
3. wear clothing that says “Abercrombie or Hollister”
4. say, “Bro!”, “When I was a DJ”, or modify any word to end with “-izzle”
5. drive a car with a spoiler
6. sell security systems, pest control, or have part in any MLM (especially those based in Utah County)

I’m sure this list will grow. In fact I know it will. I’m just getting it started.

Happy Birthday to Me

So I’m 31 today…

I decided to see who else was born on March 31st…

• Christopher Walken
• Al Gore
• Ewan MacGregor
• Angus Young
• Rhea Perlman
• Liz Claiborne
• Herb Alpert
• Rene Descartes

Huh…who knew?